If somebody doesn’t find that rhino birth scene funny, we can’t be friends. I still shake violently watching that.

Similar, yeah. More modern construction and side-by-side seating instead of tandem. But otherwise, similar size and weight.

Nothing is going to happen. Some court/judge will step in just before the deadline, says this needs a stay despite the lack of an official appeal request from the defendent. It will need a close examination due to “the historical nature of the case” or some such bullshit. Schedule a review date in October 2024, which will get rescheduled to 2025 because reasons. Then Trump will go spouting everywhere that he beat the courts and “won” his case.

This guy is part of the protected class, for whatever reason.

I hope I’m wrong. But I know, deep down in my plums I’m right.

If it can give hugs too, you basically got a whole gramma there.

Excellent. Didn’t know about this one. I’ve been diving into conservas a lot lately with some diet changes, so this is super.

Trump’s attorney said it was “unfathomable” that Trump would be ready to balance his legal obligations with his campaigning.

I can’t believe this stuff is even allowed in open court. Campaigning isn’t even a job. It’s a 100% optional thing somebody chooses to do in running for elected office. It can be stopped at any moment for any reason, completely and willingly.

A court date for multiple felonies is an obligation. It’s much higher priority. There’s no comparison.

If it is a fair excuse, then I guess we should all be campaigning.

Sorry boss, it’s unfathomable to work today because I need to campaign. Sorry your honor, jury duty is unfathomable because I’m working the crowds. Sorry IRS, can’t file my taxes this year because I’m busy raising money on social media.

Just wait until she drops out:

“Trump is the leader we need, he’s bigly strong, aced all his cognitive tests, he’s super rich and therefore smart, Biden is too old, blah blah.”

Seems like you’ve been manipulated by propaganda. Your response is regurgitating talking points. It’s not a thoughtful, meaningful response to the questions posed to you.

She lost the right to critique anybody’s job performance after giving out handies and vaping at a musical as a sitting member of Congress. It’s all just air passing through her lungs making meaningless sounds at this point.

Not just a tax bill, but insurance bills and attorney bills for the Carroll case.

But the rest apparently went to cover Trump’s mounting legal costs following a searing jury verdict in May that determined he sexually assaulted the journalist E. Jean Carroll—and slapped him with a $5 million penalty.

“I have also confirmed that the other transfers were for insurance premiums and to an attorney escrow account,” Jones wrote, referencing the Carroll case.

What a guy.

GOP senators say

Unfortunately, their word is meaningless. And to believe their statements is risky. I mean, I’m glad they are saying this. But we won’t be able to see if it means shit until they actually do or do not block a new member of the committee.

This guy’s name shows up all over the GA indictment, including lots of calls and emails to a bunch of people. This guy knows stuff. Interesting that they think he’s a reliable witness. If I was one of the other co-defendents, my nervousness level would be going from 99.9 to 99.9999.

Potentially violates both of these conditions from the GA bond conditions.

The Defendant shall make no direct or indirect threat of any nature against any codefendant;

The Defendant shall not communicate in any way, directly or indirectly, about the facts of this case with any person known to him to be a codefendant in this case except through his or her counsel.

Wakes up, sips coffee, makes loud, proud declarations against the Geneva Conventions. Yep, this is the modern GOP.

Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell moved behind the scenes to reassure his allies and donors he can do his job

Is he doing this or is the Shadow Senate GOP Leader doing this? And by that, I mean his unelected aide who is acting and speaking on behalf of McConnell.

That seems to be true for Trump; unclear about the others unless I missed reporting on this. Did anybody follow-up with the Sheriff to see if others were weighed versus self-reported?

Is Trump getting special treatment? Did Trump, or others here, make false statements to officials about their height or weight? I don’t think it’s trivial.

It’s also fun to do this about somebody so vain about their own appearance and who has spent a lifetime making fun of others for their appearance or weight.

Edit: last traitor just got booked. All 19 beat the deadline.

Here’s the arrest list so far.

Cathy Latham, 5’2" 155 lbs

Scott Hall, 6’0" 235 lbs

John Eastman, 5’7" 160 lbs

David Shafer, 5’5" 150 lbs

Kenneth Chesebro, 5’11" 185 lbs

Ray Stallings Smith III, 5’11" 195 lbs

Rudolph Giuliani, 5’11" 230 lbs

Sidney Powell, 6’0" 170 lbs

Jenna Ellis, 5’7" 130 lbs

Mark Meadows, 6’1" 240 lbs

Harrison Floyd, 5’11" 210 lbs

Donald Trump, 6’3 215 lbs

Jeffrey Clark, 5’3" 150 lbs

Robert Cheeley, 6’2" 290 lbs

Michael Roman, 5’5" 195 lbs

Shawn Still, 6’2" 200 lbs

Trevian Kutti, 5’3" 140 lbs

Misty Hampton, 5’3" 230 lbs

Stephen Lee, 6’1" 275 lbs

The Fulton County Jail has worked [ 0 ] days without processing traitors 1 more traitor to go, less than 2 hours left. Will we have a fugitive or not? Stephen Cliffgard Lee faces 5 felony counts.

Nope. They’ve been updated real-time, and accurately, as the arrests came in. I’ve been tracking all of these. I would be surprised if these change.

He just made another false statement to officials. He won’t be charged, but that’s what this is. I would laugh my ass off if his indictment gets superceded with an additional charge for this.

That should be seen as a threat to the courthouse, jail, and the DA. Because it is. He’s saying “come down at 7:30 pm and cause chaos. Thank you.”