Haha underage, I’ll fix it

This is a completely random story but the post made me remember and i wanted to share.

In college about 12 years ago i got cited for underage alcohol consumption and got an email saying i had to meet with an advisor to discuss the situation. I slept through the meeting and basically said exactly that in an email to the advisor who replied like wtf okay we’ll reschedule, and then i never heard anything about it ever again.

Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!

This one was subtle enough I’m counting it. Took me thirty seconds of not understanding the joke before suddenly realizing I lost

I may have missed it in another comment, but I believe part of it is the cost of lives. During the space race someone dying would’ve just been part of the risk. Now we are using more automation and a human fatality might risk a company’s ability to continue its pursuit.

I like your idea of reversing the question. On their own I’m not big on sour cream or mayonnaise, but either of them mixed together with the right seasonings or sometimes even together with some seasoning and I can’t get enough. Mayo is nasty, but a garlic aioli? Fricken great. Plain sour cream? A tad on a baked potato is fine, but a chipotle lime crema? I might lick that up off the floor…

Gimmelwald Switzerland, but I’ve been there a few times and the pretense was never being there lol

That last part is key, higher max table comes with a higher minimum bet so the ratio stays roughly the same. I suppose you could move tables as your bet needed to increase and switch back to the low table if you manage to win one making cash reserves the main limiting factor, but I’ve always envisioned the table rules are set in a way to prevent someone with deep pockets from exploiting strategies

I didn’t get through all the comments, but most of the top ones and haven’t yet seen the most basic casino check to stop these strategies is a table maximum. Same with doubling your bet each hand you lose at black jack, one bad run and you hit table max and you can’t raise your bet far enough

And the guy that took this photo is fully nude?

Dolphins and Jets colors. Black Friday football game on Amazon video on Friday. Guess that’s how they’re promoting it.

Does North Dakota have as many religious “pro-life” nuts as SD? I find here that most the ppl against abortion rights were women, so ours possible ND GOP is worried they might lose access to their pro-life gravy train. One issue voters drive me absolutely nuts

It isn’t a draw for me in the slightest, but the historic interest in her tour is still an interesting phenomenon

Any guesses how ridiculous Taylor Swift’s weekend numbers get? I’m not much of a movie goer but these posts are fun.

Obviously I want just charges for the sake of what’s right, but I also want to see these fucker’s faces when they try to start a war and realize how few ppl are actually behind them at that level. I realize Trump’s support is ominously higher than many of us would think, but at each level of intensity it drops tremendously (I don’t even think half of his voters would admit to voting for him publicly). At the level out going to war I think they’d look around and feel pretty lonely.

All that said the fact that 47 percent of voters still supported him for reelection is terrifying

Farming simulator!

Can anyone explain what the Islamic State want outside of what the Taliban are doing that they are still somewhat in opposition to them?

My younger sisters (22and 23) have never had a Facebook account but are into Instagram and Snapchat. To some degree an age difference is at play. I’m 30 and it’s crazy how differently we’re involved with the internet.

A lot of car washes popping up near me with a monthly fee unlimited washes program that I’m positive is just a better version of what Walter did in Breaking Bad. Scan your app’s QR code and away you go, meanwhile someone behind the scenes rings it up as a cash sale and throws $15 into the till.

Very true when talking historical events. Say the USA lost the American Revolution and it’s now a land mass of Brits that can’t believe how foolish the revolutionaries were. (Although if other colonies are any indication independence may have eventually happened anyways)