You damn kids and your technical correctness. :shakes fist a unrelated cloud:
You damn kids and your technical correctness. :shakes fist a unrelated cloud:
More like +10.5°C in room A and -8°C in room B.
I get your frustration. I feel it myself. Still, I fear, calling people assholes won’t be helpful and prevent folks from admitting they did wrong. At the same time, it can always get worse (hotter) and I think it would be best to win as many people over as possible, to do the right thing.
I don’t know. We’re fucked anyway, I guess.
I want a new Titanic movie, but instead of the Orchestra playing till the end, there should be a bunch of Lemmy jokesters making witty comments in the face of unavoidable doom.
Hello! My name is Tesla Musk and you are hired!
All in the game.
Sheeple never stop to amaze me!
The ground that looks and feels flat is actually flat? Impossible!
A guy 2200 years ago measures how round earth is - with a straight stick? Sure sounds right!
/s
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I expected a Rick Roll - you math guys are crazy!
Double slit experiment
I see. There’s a German saying for that:
Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!
And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.
Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?
My theory: with you being the pack leader and them ringing the alarm, barking back is like calling the police, shouting help and the police shouting help back.
What? That is absurd! He is neither gay nor a fish! How could he possibly be a gay fish?
I don’t get it (the joke and the purpose of the universe)
I wouldn’t call it a wrestling show, but an attempt to prevent two smoking drunks from a bar fight by enabling them to save face. Also the bar is covered in burnable liquor and we are all standing in it while the doors are shut.
Nonono, you are not allowed to ask stupid questions, but since there are no stupid questions, you can ask away.