Well, that’s a brand new sentence.
Well, that’s a brand new sentence.
As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.
The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.
I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.
With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.
Fellas, is the Constitution woke?
So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?
He’s looking very corgulent today.
Me reading the article: “Man, sucks that he died so young. He’s only…80?! What the fuck?!”
Go fish.
There’s a reason Woodie Guthrie wrote “This Machine Kills Fascists” on his guitar.
breaks it off
Ow
Well, I’m sure he appreciates that this was consensual.
Commentator: “GAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!”
Like how a dude penned “In Flanders’ Fields” in WW1, and Canada lost every war since. /s
Stupid inflation!