Explains why we tend to spontaneously combust at times

Jesus is a Mexican name. Check mate.

And yet, it was witchcraft.

“Those damned heretics!.. May the Divine smite them down each time we cousins clap cheeks!”

So… eat her out to get free chalupas?

If you got nuts, just one is enough to end your wild dreams prematurely.

It does. We can’t hear it, but it does.

Some other article said it simpler. If the game launched for free and they focused on microtransactions for skins, they’d be one of the live service games that brings in the money.

Pregnancy, giving birth, breastfeeding. The bonds formed during these times would mean mothers to be more likely to safeguard the child than assault an aggressor with reckless abandon.

Most users complaining about this seem to have been using innoextract or Heroic.

I buy keepers on GOG and then place them on separate drives. On Steam i buy stuff I’m ok with losing. It’s one Gabe away from exploitation shenanigans.

Pull up in a white van with no or blackened windows and offer them candy. Oh and make sure “Free candy” is scratched in on the sides of the van. Wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea…

Now for the serious advice, don’t do dumb jokes like the one above. Kids need honesty. Screwing around for shits and giggles is always a bad idea around them.

Flu.

genuine answer: oh yeah, I’m fine. Thanks. I was going for that approach. Glad to see it worked.

Lies! It’s all lies! Don’t believe the magic-touting adbot! They’re just a freezer shill!

My mistake about nutrients in frozen fresh food. Everything else though, just your average adbot lies.

Frozen food is less nutritious than fresh food. And maintaining it frozen at the required level needed to maintain the minimum of nutrition is expensive, both during distribution and storage. If the company even bothers to respect that.

By the time those frozen veggies reach your freezer for you to keep them up to a year, their nutritional value might be so low you’d be better off eating cardboard.

Adbot please! Scientists can’t figure out how to keep ice crystals from fucking shit up at the genetic level in industry-specific cryogenic pods and you expect me to believe a Walmart level freezer can keep food fresh and unspoiled after they imported it from halfway across the world?

Just… go away.

Yeah. Healthy food is expensive to make, maintain and transport. It’s a luxury in our current state.

It’s on the inside.

Exactly. We expect immediate and tangible rewards.

Give that oil rig worker a better job with bigger benefits and they’ll jump ship on the spot. Promise them a cleaner future and they’ll just laugh at you.

I’m not from the US either, but I’ve seen enough to attempt answering this.

They have two voting systems

• popular vote
• electoral college vote

Popular vote is the easily corruptible people going out and voting after a long period of politicians lying their teeth off face to face.

Electoral college vote is a bunch of easily corruptible fuckwits who vote with whoever pays best, regardless of popular voting.

Electoral college vote seems to matter more than popular vote. Not sure how or why. So less popular candidates can win because fuck the people, I guess.

Ok, I’m convinced. You’re the Scatman.