Vladimir Putin bought the Republican Party, and they love his money more than their country.

yay

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

Prob because he just shit his diaper. Pretty much confirmed that he’s had Depends for the past 20 years.

NO TOUCHING!!

Wow, Kentucky racists accidentally did something good for once. Everyone gets a much better governor for the next 4 years because a bunch of hicks couldn’t bring themselves to vote for a black man.

A win is a win, I guess.

Exactly. He’ll never care until he goes to jail. Fining him is a farce. Especially since he’s on trial for fraud. If he pays the fine, it won’t be with his money.

Unfortunately for the Israelis, 0% of Benjamin Netanyahus think he should take responsibility for October 7. Public opinion doesn’t matter much when you’re spiraling towards a dictatorship.

“Taking matters into their own hands,” as in “considering options for suicide.”

“If you have a Twitter account, I already know where you are.”

Good attorneys won’t take him. Sure, he has money; but he’s notorious for not paying his attorneys. He’s screwed so many lawyers over the decades that nobody will work for him anymore because they know that, regardless of what he promises, they’re never getting any money. His lawyers have had to sue him on several occasions to get paid. So the only people who’ll work for him are these fascist bottom-feeders. And Trump probably prefers the quacks because instead of giving him good advice, they’ll tell him what he wants to hear.