That’s a goosefish.
Some project manager felt the need to justify their existence.
Are you the wasp whisperer? The wasperer?
Well if there’s a baseball cap and bowling shoes and tennis bracelets then there’s surely some sort of attire unique to that activity
Yeah, because the software for all the instruments is only available for Windows.
And I’ve had a wasp sting me just because I deserve to get fucked, I suppose. It just flew up, landed on my hand, sting me, then fucked off back to whichever circle of hell whence it emerged. There were dozens of other people around, but the allergic teenager was the only one who needed to have their weekend ruined.
*Beeality
Also, wasps will just sting you because “fuck you.” Fuck that. Burn in heck.
Why weren’t you wearing a disc golf cap?
DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a duck on it.
Moral of the story: don’t fuck your dolls.
The actual value of those coupons is far lower to them, since they aren’t really losing the proportion of profits - and yes, it drives more business to them.
OMG that EAR!!!
What blows my mind is that I could right now recreate this in moments on a cheap, low-power microcontroller.
The layoffs will continue until the XBox sales improve
Edit: holy shit, just remembered that a fresh MS recruiter got in touch with me just a couple weeks ago for a term contract position on an XBox product. I’m guessing this is gonna be their new strategy: no more layoffs, just let the contracts expire! I don’t need that kind of uncertainty in my life.
Moo