Did it come out of the States?
If so, guaranteed utter fucking horseshit
Did it come out of the States?
If so, guaranteed utter fucking horseshit
It just reeks of something that would appear on 4Chan, I wouldn’t read too much into it
At least that’s what the builder told you so he could buy his third boat lol
You can punch your hand through your plasterboard mate lol
There’s no comparison.
Your housing is so badly and cheaply constructed that if you tried to build like that, even in Belgium, the council would demand you tear it down at your own expense and start again
This is a perfectly good, liveable, hundred year old house in need of renovating, that’ll easily last another hundred
Also depends where it is. There are parts where a million will get you a 3 bedroom cottage, and parts where that’ll get you a castle
You can always spot an American because they’re so fuckin scared of everything. Look, this one’s scared of his own shite 😂
Someone on Lemmy is bound to be offended by this, on behalf of computers everywhere
Know how yous get upset when people say “Americans are stupid”
Literally a third of you have demonstrated that you’d eat gravel if someone said it’d cure immigrants
A third. So lets just say only half of the other two thirds are stupid
That’s quite a few. Almost a quarter pounder
The wolves. We’re both at the top of our food chains, so losing either humans or wolves isn’t a problem for the planet
I’m sure the wolves will appreciate your tasty offering if you’d prefer
They don’t murder them, they cull them.
If you’d like to wander out into the forest and ask them nicely not to breed so much that they’re a danger to humans, by all means do.
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must’ve been a tank
Knipex Cobras. It’s like being able to pinch anything with a force of about ten tons per square inch, they’re indispensable
Not one single actual Italian gives a flying fuck how you eat anything, as long as you eat enough.
The only “Italians” who say this shit are people that claim to be Italian because their great great great great grandfather once got a hand job in a Fiat 500
Ahem maybe not the best choice of character there old chap
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Soooooo many pretentious replies in this thread, they’re always the same.
Fuck that boring crap, start with good old light-hearted fiction.
Try -
The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared
The Breach by Travis Lee
The Dublin Trilogy by Caimh McDonnell (all 5 of them, dear god they’re hilarious)
The Girl With All The Gifts
Invasion by DC Alden
A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman (Anxious People is amazing too)
Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch (Recursion too)
The Idiots’ Club by Tony Moyle
And of course, The Internet Is A Playground by David Thorne
Waaaaaay more entertaining than all the classics mentioned, a very small selection of contemporary authors are vastly superior to the writers of yesteryear
Edit - downvoted by the wanks that think reading George Orwell makes them clever lmao. Once you get over 30 you realise that books are for entertaining, not to leave on your coffee table to try to seem interesting
These are the people who leave a 1-star review for a quality, handmade item because their delivery driver put it in the wrong place
You have the option NOT to use anything I mentioned, but people do because of the “One snowflake never felt responsible for an avalanche” effect
Mate I think you’re spamming the wrong community with news articles
You’re not out of the dark ages, you quivering shitebag lol