MeatPilot

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All chemists from 1925 are dead.

This is so stupid, it just might work.

Sounds like a great name for a Metal band.

Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

record scratch

Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub…

Ah another comrade from the “wait it out” camp.

Nothing is sweeter than getting a 10 year old game for $1 when it cost $60+ release day. Since I’m always behind there is no shortage of options.

Chainsaws came from 40k.

The corporate equivalent of watching racoons fight over a bag of garbage in a dumpster.

If, Pollen = Semen

Than, passing pollen 👄 to 👄 = snowballing

Sounds like it was collecting souls

Alexa, play CBat by Hudson Hawke

Truly, this look is a red flag for bad life decisions.

So he’s a massively gross pervert and an expert on croc footwear?

Nature’s pizza pocket.

That’s good protein!

Or we need to move Mars closer to plug it into a 6ft Ethernet.

So ginkgo’s that do fruit. The fruit smells like dead fish, vomit, or rancid butter. They smell HORRIBLE and apparently that was a very attractive scent to the prehistoric animals and insects that did eat them. Yum yum.

Luckily most Ginkgo’s sold for landscaping these days are unable to produce fruit.

I have had the displeasure of smelling ginkgo fruit, because fun fact #2, a lot of cities decided years back they were very cheap and urban friendly to plant the OG ginkgo’s during city planning, but were unaware of the horror they would reek once they matured. Ginkgo’s grow very slowly. So something like 30+ years later, city planners realized their horrible mistakes and had to chop a lot down once they started dropping fruit. Still everyone in these cities would suffer a few years of the city smelling like a sewage dump every late summer.

I do not claim to be an expert ginkgoligist, but those are some fun tid bits I learned.