Golden parachuted away
Golden parachuted away
When does someone throw a shoe at Bush Jr?
“They’re just like us.”
Put your phone/alarm somewhere that makes you get up to turn it off. Then you’re already out of bed.
“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
Focus your rage on the only remaining party: the tree.
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure…”
Pain. Suffering. Cake?
No losing, only winning. I demand a reredesign!
Just wait till they join the Imperial Senate
Bread is brainfood.
What about toe beans?
I don’t like observation. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
What if love had a spicy burrito for lunch?
You certainly don’t need 5700K to do that. Garden variety Summer is enough, every year.
“Let’s make it a game show so that everyone loses!”
Oh wow. Thanks for the added details