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On behalf of Britain - please don’t

Somehow it’s up

No idea how I did it, all I remember is waking up very confused. It was an air mattress that didn’t inflate properly and I had a habit of sleeping on the edge which I’m guessing is how I did it?

Admittedly it was a long time ago but it was either that you couldn’t remove the sheet or it was zipped on. It was an air bed.

His legal basis is that he thinks he’s right

Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.

I’m convinced bedding defies physics at this point.

Took me an embarrassing amount of time.