The wasps local to me will literally chase people, it’s nuts. You can practically hear them saying “Come at be bro! Wait come back here I wasn’t finished with you”. I can’t even have picnics certain times of the year because of them, because instead of just making a run for the food like other bugs they like to chase you away first. I once had to finish my little caesars in the car because a wasp was trying to get between me and my pie in the park. I was literally watching the fucker throw it’s body into my windshield repeatedly as I continued eating in safety, and it didn’t stop until I drove away. Psychotic man. I don’t mess with wasps. Our bees are awesome though.

Or you could just use the 10 fingers, 2^10 is 1024, so you can count from 0 to 1023

The police subdued the attacker 33 times

Inspiring, so many new insults to try out

I never thought about doing it that way, so I counted in binary with my right hand… Tricky but oddly satisfying

Edit: shit, I’m getting faster at this. I might have to convert

Does the Axiom on Wall-E count as a space station?

OH. I scrolled past this post like 4 times before I got it. Lesson for the other ducks on viagra, follow the directions on the label or you’ll end up like this guy.

Ah, closure (pun not intended)

It was the sequel for me, fiefel goes west

I love dinosaur bones

Damn, why’d I even try to zoom in on that?

Behold! The UTIcontractinator!

Think McFly!!

“UUUGGH!”

*starts stomping to whatever Tom Morello is doing

Mmm no, can’t say I have. I have tried to come up with the perfect way and time to quit that most inconveniences them, you know make them feel my missing labor. Or fantasize a Newsies-style unionization. But not murder, no

My brain seems to draw the line at fantasizing a good punch in the nose. And even then, they have to really be asking for it, and then that’s it, I walk off. I can’t recall ever fantasized killing or torturing somebody that I had problems with. If that’s normal then idk, but honestly that’s totally weird to me

Same, because I’ll forget to tell them my name too

Depends on the client too I think

“I didn’t kill you. I put an ax in your ribcage so that the bloodloss would kill you”

/s, but only kinda. Whether HIV kills directly or indirectly, at the end of the day the host is still dead and poor HIV has nowhere to live 🥺