As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.

Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.

“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.

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      That was… fantastic. Seriously, that is some high quality vertical truck selfie rant. Although, to be fair, that genre doesn’t offer much competition… Nonetheless, A+++. Three Whiskey Tangos.

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      Apologies for the Facebook link

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      y'all every time I hear something else
      about Lauren bobert I've become more and
      more convinced that we somehow went to
      high school together you know like I
      know this person man I do because see
      I'm of the Whiskey Tango persuasion and
      as such I know another trash monster
      when I see one okay I mean you know it's
      not like she tries to hide it she just
      got kicked out of a theater in Denver
      for vaping and hollering stuff you know
      my fellow trailer Americans I ask you
      who Among Us right I mean we do that we
      do you know get a little too excited at
      a public event start cussing in front of
      the eight-year-olds then acting dignant
      when the bouncer shows up but what is it
      illegal to have a good time now I
      thought this was America right I know
      I've been there myself I have now
      granted I wasn't a congressperson at the
      time I was 22 Hammer drunk and the
      Titans were losing again but still I've
      been there now but I'm just saying
      bobert checks so many red ass boxes it's
      insane you know like she was born in
      Florida aka the Fertile Crescent of
      crazy crackers right to attain mom natch
      she grew up on welfare and food stamps
      she dropped out High School when she
      herself got knocked up now that baby's
      having a baby so she's a 36 year old
      mammal she married then divorced a guy
      who wouldn't stop pulling his dick out
      in public she's always talking [ __ ]
      about having a gun in her purse and she
      has an ongoing feud with the other
      craziest [ __ ] in town that is some top
      shelf trashery right there y'all like
      you just know she claims her Grandma's
      one-quarter Cherokee right you just know
      it and I'm saying all that makes me wish
      that I could root for this person kinda
      I do you know like if she was out here
      actually standing up for the little guy
      taking the elites down a peg Reed and
      stuff knowing facts [ __ ] like that I'd
      be all for it I'm like hell yeah finally
      some representation right but she's not
      no bobert's dedicated her life to being
      wrong out loud every time she talks it's
      like the chat GPT of harmful ignorance
      she outwardly hates other marginalized
      groups she screws over our own people by
      trying to take away the same government
      benefit programs that kept her alive as
      a child Lord I cannot stand a ladder
      puller y'all drives me crazy around like
      I'm saying I don't I don't hate Lauren
      bobert because she's white trash I hate
      her because she's a piece of [ __ ] right
      and I know some of y'all are going to
      hear that and be like well that's a
      little redundant but it's not it's
      really not okay some of the most genuine
      kindest most empathetic people I've ever
      known were trailer babies and an
      affinity for Mountain Dew and the early
      works of Limp Biscuit does not change
      that fact okay this country would do
      well to have a chamber full of them but
      alas it is not to be no instead we're
      stuck with boberts and bobert is just
      another loudmouth vindictive [ __ ] who
      somehow took all the wrong lessons away
      from her life and now spends her time
      spewing misplaced rage and making us all
      look bad it's a damn shame
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      anointed again he's honorary trash all
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      done all that Real Deal Blue Collar
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      tattoos he looks like he wrestles at the
      county fair right he's always wearing a
      hoodie and cargo shorts the official
      attire of Burley winter time trash
      everywhere all right he's one of us
      we're claiming him okay that's why I
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