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minus-squareluciole (he/him)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 months agoWhile clothing slides at exhilarating speed over a metal slider, sticky sweaty skin will instantly and firmly grip to it. You do NOT want to initiate thigh skin contact in the middle of a descent.
minus-squareaveryminya@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoIt burns it burns it burns it burns it burns Chaaarliiiiiiiieeeeee!
While clothing slides at exhilarating speed over a metal slider, sticky sweaty skin will instantly and firmly grip to it. You do NOT want to initiate thigh skin contact in the middle of a descent.
It burns it burns it burns it burns it burns Chaaarliiiiiiiieeeeee!
Cover that butthole, averyminya!